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Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Snakes And Bushes

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush." The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake." A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights." A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Naive Young Girl to Doctor

A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few questions." He says, "All right." She says, "All right... what is that thing that hangs between my fiancé's legs?" The doctor says, "That's the penis. The male organ, the penis." She says, "Okay. And what is that big red knob at the end?" The doctor says, "That's the glans. The head of the penis, the glans." She says, "Okay. And what are those two round things, about twelve inches behind the head?" The doctor says, "Well, lady, I don't know about your fiancé, but on me, they're the cheeks of my ass."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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