Relationship Jokes

A Trip to the Doctor

A man calls his family doctor...
Man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.
Doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.
Man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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Anonymous

Where Is Your Wife?

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said, "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied, "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

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Anonymous

Wouldn't Anniversary

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary." Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.

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Anonymous