Relationship Jokes

Granny Rules

My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war
Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

The Honeymoon

After the third day of a really intimate honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel like honey?" "Well sure," she blushed, "But we gotta eat sometime !"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Interview

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?
President: Improper? Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

Categories: Political Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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