Relationship Jokes

Break In

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down at the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "Yeah! A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of busted nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
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Anonymous

Housekeeper Hits

A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife can retrieve them. He recently hired a new maid and she answers the phone and says that his wife is busy. He demands that the maid put his wife on the phone. The maid informs the man that his wife is in bed with the gardener. The man goes nuts, and offers the maid one million dollars to shoot them both. The maid agrees and he soon hears two gunshots. The maid returns to the phone and he asks her what happened. The maid says she shot his wife in bed and the gardener ran, so she shot him by the pool. The man says, "Pool??? Is this 555-4320???"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Submitted BY: TheBaddboy

Yo Mama - Wedding Ring

Yo' Mama is so fat, she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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