Redneck Jokes

Redneck Walks Into a Bar

A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming pile of shit in his hands. He looks over at the bartender with pride and says, "Lookie what I almost stepped in!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Redneck Jokes
Anonymous

The Redneck Unabomber Connection

Q: What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?
A: They've both been fingered by their brothers.

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Sex Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

You Might Be A Redneck 39

You might be a redneck if...

  • One of the options on your truck is a spitoon.
  • The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  • You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
  • You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  • You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
  • Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
  • You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
  • You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
  • Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this."
  • You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous