Racist Jokes

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Denzel

I met Denzel Washington once.
I kept yelling, "Hey, Denzel," and he kept saying, "I'm not Denzel, you fucking racist!" Oh man, classic Denzel.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

Vasectomy

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But all it did was change the color of the baby.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
Submitted BY: Kemp2288

The Dot

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.  Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.  On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won; a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States.
If nothing there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide technical support for computer companies.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (India Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Indian Jokes)
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