Racists to Screw in Lightbulb
Q: How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None -- they don't want to be enlightened!
Mexican Fire Chief
Q: What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
A: Hose A and Hose B!
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
A black woman went down to the welfare office to receive financial aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" She told him ten."What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered.
"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"
Black Pregnancy Test
Q: How do black women perform a pregnancy test?
A: Insert fired chicken leg into vagina, hold for 30 seconds. Remove and inspect. If a bite is missing, there's a little nigga in there.