Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?
A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
How Many Cops?
Q: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"