Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:
Most Honorable Sir,
You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.
A Black Guy and a Bench
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.
Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?
A: The black boy, because he's 18.
Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Crackers get soggy when wet.