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Clowns

With all this media coverage about the clowns...

I'll be so glad when the election is over.

Stopping the Spread

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.

Republican Emblem Change

The Republican party announced today that they are changing their emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages co-operation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

Trump for President

If Donald Trump gets elected as president...

there's gonna be hell toupée.

Trump Code Name

Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem.

If someone shoots at him, they will yell "Donald Duck, Donald Duck"