George W. Bush Walking
The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap that he can't fly.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore Go Into A Local Diner for Lunch
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu. "She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."
With all this media coverage about the clowns...
I'll be so glad when the election is over.
Stopping the Spread
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.
George Bush Slogans
Top George Bush Slogans
- I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
- I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
- I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.
- Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
- Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
- I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.
- New penal plan: I won't use mine!
- Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
- George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers
- Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.