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Trump Wall

Q: How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall?

A: They'll get over it.

Wishes After Saving George W. Bush

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"

Republicans In Heaven

Q: Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven?

A: If there were any more, it'd be hell.

George Bush and Saddam Hussein

Q: What's the difference between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein ?

A: It took Saddam 20 years to get that unpopular.

Govenor Chris Christie

Q: How can you tell that Governor Chris Christie is into bondage?

A: He likes to tie people up in traffic.