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10 Bumper Stickers

  1. Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
  2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
  3. Is it time for your medication or mine?
  4. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
  5. How do I set the laser printer to stun?
  6. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
  7. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  8. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
  9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
  10. And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ? 

Career Change

"Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime." 

"Was it something I said?" Asks the son.

Women and Kentucky Fried Chicken

Q: Why are women like Kentucky fried chicken?

A: Because when you're finished with the breasts and the thighs all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Conflict of Interest

Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!

Wishful Thinking

You know you're getting old when you back is the only thing that is stiff when you wake up in the morning.