One-Liner Jokes

Dead Head

Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night.  They played for 18 hours straight. 
It was a good song.

Anonymous

The Pope and the Rams

What do the Pope and the Rams, both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome, have in common?
They both feature 3 million people saying,  'Jesus Christ!'

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Anonymous

WWJD

I found a wallet the other day. Being the Christian that I am, I said to myself: "What would Jesus do?"
So, I turned it into wine.

Anonymous