One-Liner Jokes

WWJD

I found a wallet the other day. Being the Christian that I am, I said to myself: "What would Jesus do?"
So, I turned it into wine.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

Be Nice to Your Kids

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Old Age Jokes
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Men and Ceramic Tiles

Q:  What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
A:  If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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