One-Liner Jokes

Be Nice to Your Kids

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

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Men and Ceramic Tiles

Q:  What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
A:  If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

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Bouncer

Q: How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?
A: None! He fell.

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