One-Liner Jokes

Eggs in an Intersection

Two eggs walk into an intersection.  The first egg says to the other, "Eggscuse me!"

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Food Jokes
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Can't Win

My girlfriend got annoyed because I didn't have a pet name for her, then went crazy when I started calling her "Rover"

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Cashew Fetish

I have a friend whose fetish is cashews. 
He's fucking nuts.

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