One-Liner Jokes

Famous Uses of the F Word

  • What the fuck was that? The Mayor of Hiroshima
  • Look at all these fucking Indians. General Custer
  • Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs! Captain of the Titanic
  • That's not a fucking real gun. John Lennon
  • The fucking throttle's stuck. Donald Campbell
  • Who's going to fucking know? President Nixon
  • Heads are going to fucking roll. Henry VIII
  • Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out. King Harold
  • Scattered showers my fucking ass. Noah
  • Where the fuck have you been? Stanley to Livingston
  • Can you smell fucking gas? Captain of the Hindenburg
  • Fuck you Brutus! Julius Caeser

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Anonymous

Lawyer One Liner

"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name"

Anonymous

Nazi Foreplay

Q: What is Nazi foreplay?
A: Yell "Don't scream or I'll kill you."

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