One-Liner Jokes

Office Woes

Couldn't believe all the shit on my desk this morning.
My co-workers really don't like me.

Categories: Work & Office Jokes , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Date Night

I had a date tonight. It was pretty sweet.
Next, I’m going to try a fig.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips