One-Liner Jokes

Parrot and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!

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Boxers vs Briefs

Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?
A: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

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Cat and Coin

Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!

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