One-Liner Jokes

50 Shades

My wife says we should spice up our sex life with some stuff from 50 Shades of Grey.
First, she wants me to become a billionaire.

Anonymous

Gas Stations

Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?  Are they afraid someone might clean them!?

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Anonymous

Respect

When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Anonymous