One-Liner Jokes

Irish Vacation

Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A:  A different bar.

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Gynecologist and Genealogist

Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree. A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

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Influenced Decision

After drinking too much at the holiday party I stopped at a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo.
After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.

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