One-Liner Jokes

Deadly Question

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

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Best Man

Look the bride in the eye and ask, "If I'm the best man, how come you're marrying HIM???"

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Guitar and Tuna

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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