One-Liner Jokes

Mail Order Bride

I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.

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Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

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Hacked and Confused

The first time was after the Target hack, then Home Depot was hit and the most recent was Anthem.
That makes three times I've had to rename my dog.
Ugh!

Anonymous