One-Liner Jokes

Garden Water

The gardner said he's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it with of water....
....he means well.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
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Cheese Tasting

"I'm going cheese tasting in South America"
"Caracas?"
"Yeah, well I need something to put the cheese on"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Food Jokes (Cheese Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Speech Impediment

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say, "No".

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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