One-Liner Jokes

Cheese Tasting

"I'm going cheese tasting in South America"
"Caracas?"
"Yeah, well I need something to put the cheese on"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Speech Impediment

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say, "No".

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