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Grow Up
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
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Mail Order Bride
I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.
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Hacked and Confused
The first time was after the Target hack, then Home Depot was hit and the most recent was Anthem.
That makes three times I've had to rename my dog.
Ugh!
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