One-Liner Jokes

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Help Please

I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking.
He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Grow Up

Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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