One-Liner Jokes

Role Model

My grandfather has the heart of a lion. 
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

Mice Tails

Q:  Why do mice have long tails?
A:  Well, they'd look silly with long hair!

Categories: Animal Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Old Knights

Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous