Old Age Jokes

Right Turn

A policeman was on patrol when he came upon a line of cars stopped at a light with horns blasting. The light directing that lane of traffic was green. He pulled out of line and stopped alongside of the first car in line to see what the problem was. The car was driven by an elderly woman. He asked her why she was stopped when the light was green. She said, "Oh, because I'm on my way to my sister's house which is that way." and she pointed to the right. The motorcycle cop said, "Well go ahead! The light is green." The elderly woman responded with, "Yes I know, but the sign under the light says 'RIGHT TURN ON RED."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Driving Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Let Me See

A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30. He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit," he says to the doctor. "Okay," says the medic, "let me see your sex organs." So the old guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Relative Sex

"Dad," asked son, "What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?" Dad replied ''That's Grandpa!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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