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Computer Dad

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?

A: Da ta.

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization...

Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hydrogen to the star system at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your star system at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other star systems. Within one-tenth of a galactic rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum! IT REALLY WORKS!

Solar System

If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.

Chez Luna

Q: Why did the restaurant on the moon go out of business?

A: No atmosphere.

Robo Planet

Q: What planet is populated entirely by robots?

A: Mars.