Ben Franklin's Inspiration

Most folks believe that Ben Franklin discovered electricity with his famous kite experiment. Actually, a woman made that discovery possible. The real story was that Ben Franklin was laying in bed with his wife one night, leaned over and whispered something in her ear. She told him to go fly a kite. The rest is history.

Computer Dad

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Da ta.

Odd Thoughts

Q: You know what's odd?
A: Numbers not divisible by 2.