Math & Science Jokes

Observation

Pavlov's dog has gotten into Schrodinger's box, and I'm pretty sure that I can now give a conclusive verdict on the cat's condition.

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Alec

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

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Anonymous

Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

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