Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes

Day After Christmas

It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change. The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?" The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for me." The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicycle violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on it." Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says, "And did Santa bring you that horse?" Humoring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he did." To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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Following the Sign

Teacher:  Why are you late? 
Little Johnny:  Because of the sign.
Teacher:  What sign?
Little Johnny:  The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "  That's what I did.

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School)
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Little Johnny is Fascinated

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons." The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence." Little Johnny continued, "But her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School)
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