Jokes about Kids - School Kids Jokes

Kids Take

Q: What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?'
A: Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!

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Stone Sinking in Water

Teacher:  "Why does a stone sink in water when you thrown it in?"
Student:  "Because it does not know how to swim!"

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A Fortunate Coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call me."

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