Wise Lady

My grandma always told me "Never share needles"
She was very possessive when it came to knitting

Looking Forward

If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night

Pain

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says... "Now she knows."