Jokes about Families

Mama About Christmas

My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Christmas. 'Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.' She was waiting for the stuff to go on sale.

Anonymous

Teenage Zombie

Q: What did the teenage girl zombie say? 
A: IDK

Anonymous

Russian Econ 101

A young boy goes to his father in Russia
The boy asks "Papa, could I please have 5 rubles" Papa is surprised and asks "20 rubles? Why do you need 50 rubles?"

Anonymous