Insult Jokes

Your Family Is So Poor

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, “Hey, who turned off the heater!”

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Anonymous

Pig's Ears

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pig's ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, it's just the way my hair is parted!"

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tail

Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

Anonymous