Insult Jokes

You're So Dumb

You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.

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Yo Mama - Committing Suicide

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

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Emergency Doctor Visit

A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?" The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing... there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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