Insult Jokes

Failed Attempt

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

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Yo Mama - Lipstick

Yo mama so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

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Texan Bar Talk

Two Texans are sitting in a small town bar, where one bragged to the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister."
"Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Insult Jokes
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