Insult Jokes

Yo Mama - Quarter Roll

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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Failed Attempt

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Lipstick

Yo mama so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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