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The best jokes and joke writers!

Little Johnny - Stupid

A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

Yo Mama - Accident

Yo mama so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.

Elevated Humor

Q: Did you hear the one about the roof?

A: Never mind, it's over your head.

 

Second Opinion

A guy visits his psychiatrist, who tells him he's crazy.  The guy replies, "I want a second opinion".  The psychiatrist replies, "Okay, you're ugly too!"

Yo Mama - Quarter Roll

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!