Little Johnny - Stupid
A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
Yo Mama - Accident
Yo mama so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.
Q: Did you hear the one about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head.
A guy visits his psychiatrist, who tells him he's crazy. The guy replies, "I want a second opinion". The psychiatrist replies, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
Yo Mama - Quarter Roll
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!