Knock Knock - Arthur
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."