Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Cyrus Thanksgiving

Q: What did Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
A: TWERKY

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Don't Look

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

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Pilgrim Pants

Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!

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