Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google
Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!