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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Mexican Vampire
Q: What did the Mexican vampire say on Halloween?
A: I Juan to suck your blood!
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Fashion Luck
I know I don't keep up with current fashion, but I didn't think my clothes were that outdated until I went to a Halloween party to pick up my wife and won first prize in the fancy dress contest for my Victorian gentleman costume.
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Written By: KielPhillips
Halloween
Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Categories:
Yo Momma Jokes
(Yo Momma So Ugly)
, Appearance Jokes
(Ugly Jokes)
, Insult Jokes
(Ugly Insult Jokes)
, Holiday Jokes
(Halloween Jokes)
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