Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Beautiful Witches

Q: Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
A: They'll sweep them off their feet!

Anonymous

Best Costume

Q: Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
A: Because he just came to pick up his sister!

Anonymous

Vampire Fruit -Riddles

Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit? 
A: Neck-tarine

Anonymous