Yo Mama - Halloween
Yo momma is so ugly, she doesn't have to buy a costume for Halloween parties.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.
Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn
Q: Why do ghosts carry tissues?
A: Because they have BOOOOgers.