Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.
Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
Q: Why do ghosts carry tissues?
A: Because they have BOOOOgers.