Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Witch Baseball

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

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Waisting Away

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.

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Farmer's Harvest

Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn

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