Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Going Up

Q: Why do ghosts ride in elevators?
A: It keeps their spirits up.

Submitted BY: debbie nubile

Yo Mama - Only Halloween

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

Anonymous

Mummy Beats

Q: What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
A: Wrap.

Anonymous