Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

iPhone6

Q: Why did the skeleton love the iPhone 6?

A: Because he could bend it over and bone it.

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Broom 101

Q: What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
A: Don't fly off the handle!

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Skeleton in a Bar

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

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