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Mexican Vampire

Q: What did the Mexican vampire say on Halloween?

A: I Juan to suck your blood!

Skeleton in a Bar

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

Fashion Luck

I know I don't keep up with current fashion, but I didn't think my clothes were that outdated until I went to a Halloween party to pick up my wife and won first prize in the fancy dress contest for my Victorian gentleman costume.

Halloween

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Beautiful Witches

Q: Why should men beware of beautiful witches?

A: They'll sweep them off their feet!