Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

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Happy Halloween!
Or Pedophile Christmas as it's known by perverts.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Guess Who

Five kids just trick or treated at my door in the scariest most lifelike costumes I've ever seen. My heart is still pounding and I'm soaked in sweat. I just know I'll be having nightmares about this for years.
For a second I thought it was the real One Direction at my door.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Monster Ache

Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?
A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?

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Written By: KielPhillips