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Best Costume

Q: Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

A: Because he just came to pick up his sister!

Lesbian Vampire

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner?

A: See you next month.

Vampire Fruit -Riddles

Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit? 

A: Neck-tarine

Ghoul Work

Q: How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?

A: She was a cover ghoul!

Ghost School

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

A: Dayscare centers.