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Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner?
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Different Kind of Egg
One Easter Sunday morning as the pastor was preaching a children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?" "I know, I know!" a little boy exclaimed, "pantyhose!"
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Six Legs and Flies
Q: What has six legs and flies?
A: A witch giving her cat a ride!
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