Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Christmas Gifting

My wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas.
I sure hope she likes her new toaster.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Easter Sunday Mass

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
Anonymous

Monster Valentine's Gift

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous