Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Skeleton BBQ

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?
A: To get some spare ribs!

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Frankenstein

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

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Christmas Plot

One year, a husband gets his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. The next Christmas comes around and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband replies, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"

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Submitted BY: Squishy1717