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Chestnut Wins
NEW YORK -- Joey "Jaws'' Chestnut beat his own record and won the Mustard Yellow International Belt on Sunday, downing a stomach-churning 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the annual July Fourth eating contest at Nathan's Famous on Coney Island.
Chestnut, 38, easily secured victory by polishing off 17 more hot dogs than the previous winner, Stormy Daniels.
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Make a Witch Itch
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the "w"!
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Falling Witch
Q: When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
A: Get wet!
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